Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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