Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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