I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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