Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My balls are so social today.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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