Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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