susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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