Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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