i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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