All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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