I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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