Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Randomize
