butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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