North Korea, Best Korea!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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