just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
