she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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