Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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