Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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