are you still at the devil's house?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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