Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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