Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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