if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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