...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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