I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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