If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
