Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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