I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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