So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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