I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
