The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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