were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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