is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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