Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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