UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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