we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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