In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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