1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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