We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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