Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i drank out of a bidet.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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