Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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