giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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