just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I came so hard my ears popped.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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