I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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