I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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