So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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