Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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