Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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