There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He has the fingertips of a God
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