The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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