This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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