you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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