bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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