i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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