at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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