Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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