Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Oh god it's open bar.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
