I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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