It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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