Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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