im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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