sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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