ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
