Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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