So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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