Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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