Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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