Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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